King Dork: "I Would Have Stopped at Day 3 Gladly"

Still with me? Go read/listen to the latest King Dork entry on Largehearted Boy.

Here are fully-amped versions of the book's title song and "Two of Us"
Bonus: live acoustic version taped last night in Oakland, "Two of Us"

I should mention that the Q&A format on LHB today is the iPod Magic Shuffle meme I first saw on Radosh and TMFTML. To add to the mix, I did my own. Like any beauty magazine horoscope, it's about 15% on the mark and 85% in the woods rotting under a rock.

How does the world see you?
"Grass," XTC

Will I have a happy life?
"Muswell Hillbilly," The Kinks

What do my friends really think of me?
"Run Chicken," The Milkshakes

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Loyola," The Dictators

How can I make myself happy?
"Hey Now Now," The Cloud Room

What should I do with my life?
"Head, Chest, or Foot," Propagandhi

Will I ever have children?
"Land of Awkward Unity," Wynona Riders

What is some good advice for me?
"Sweet Emotion," Aerosmith

How will I be remembered?
"The List of Dorms," Pavement

What is my signature dancing song?
"Boss Hoss," Mono Men

What do I think my current theme song is?
"Nothing Gives Me Pleasure," Josh Rouse

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Fuck New York," Blatz

What song will play at my funeral?
"Firing Squad," Penetration

What type of women do you like?
"Love Removal Machine," The Cult

What is my day going to be like?
"Hyperactive," Robert Palmer

Truth be told, I can blame some of this on my roommate who has a bunch of her songs in my iTunes library. That's what I'm telling myself.