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December 23, 2003 #


Holiday Hiatus ("Don't mind if I sit this one out.")

Dear Readers (Mom, Chris, Randy, Hilary, Jami, and Jenny Scott in Baltimore):

Besides a New Year's Eve tribute that will contain no lists or annual review, I have decided not to publish anything here again until January 5th, 2004. Much appreciation for your unwavering support. You are all my best of the year. (That was so gay.)

Also, special shout-out to Warren who said the other night, "I was so bored at work I actually checked out Krucoff.com." Thanks dude, but you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up! LOL, hey man, I'm just kidding! Whew. To be honest, I've yet to reach boredom's murky bottom to browse your site but I might get there one day...or not. (Oh my, that just flipped "so gay" on its ass in the parking lot of Chin Tiki.)

In the meantime, everyone should feel free to knock themselves out with this random site generator. It's like, magic. (Click!)

Regards,
(AK)


P.S. I wrote the above text over the weekend but after seeing other sites with similar letters I now recognize the sheer absurdity and arrogance in assuming anyone would actually give a shit. So fuck it people, I'M GONNA POST A-LIST MATERIAL EVERY GODDAMN DAY UNTIL NEW YORK IS BLOWN TO BITS BY A SUITCASE NUCLEAR BOMB!! Please hold your applause for the end, I'm just doing my part.

P.P.S. Scratch that. Totally lost my mind for a minute. Original plan back in effect. Later.



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