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December 24, 2003 #
 One for the money shot... Breaking News! Krucoff.com will continue as usual, unfettered by the holiday hiatus hullabaloo. Management has recruited Chris Gage from the iguana caves of Southern Connecticut to be Guest Editor of this site through New Year's. You will be most delighted by his skillful, almost demonic mastery of the English language with its many shortcuts and secret time portals. Do not be alarmed when he references Foucalt and NASCAR's Bobby Labonte in the same breath. Some of you may be here after CollegeHumor.com linked to the Olsen twins post. You, my friends, are the audience we have always craved. While previous editorial direction has veered towards (or rather, dived headfirst in) the Gawker/NY media deep-end, Chris has been instructed to tailor-make copy that includes generous mention of college's coveted 3 B's - Beer, Bongs, and Babes. He holds a B.A. and M.A. in English from the University of New Hampshire which means little more than he's probably participated in a naked run through the freezing cold. Welcome aboard dude, don't clog the toilet. (Chris starts tomorrow since he needs an extra day to research the most recent "Girls of the ACC" Playboy.) Krucoff.com's "The Other Page" powered by Removable Hype. The information contained in this web site is subject to change without objection. Copyright © 2003 La Otra Página, Inc. All nights observed. |
