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December 29, 2003 #
 Job opportunity at Krucoff.com: Graphic Designer. ASAP. You should be kick-ass or kiss-ass, doesn't matter. Please. Email: info(at)krucoff.com As the proprietor of this site was busy becoming maudlin and welcoming a new toddler into this crazy blender we call World, the lauded gentry in CT spent the afternoon debating the latest litigation story from Stamford. Here, we are either all stay-at-home moms or lawyers. One or two of us are early-morning talk show hosts or very well known actors/actresses who've seen better days, but those of us who are those things are usually not allowed to talk about most things unless there are cameras in the room. I'm looking around...I'm looking around...at the moment, no camera. So, right, like I said, we're all either stay-at-home moms or lawyers and we spent Sunday after church discussing this story we saw on CNN where a "a 2-year-old model and actor who cut his head at a playground is seeking unspecified lost wages and other compensation from the city. Mader, the boy's mother and Greenwich, CT resident, blamed the boy's injury on a green railing, which she said blends in with the landscaping. Mader said the railing should be painted a brighter color." We all wanted to talk about this at church not after it, but we couldn't. Episcopalians don't talk at church. We mumble, we barely sing the hymns. Krucoff, Mr. Proprietor, Publisher, this is what I want: while you can, PLEASE remember to paint the railing a brighter color. Perhaps a day-glo fuchsia/orange blend, which I think corresponds with the respective kiddie terror level somewhere between "chubby immigrant boys taking chocolate-covered marshmallow dumps in their pants" and "Jacko on the premises." Do it for the children, do it for the God-loving taxpayers. Guest Editor Chris Gage still regrets the day he agreed to update this stupid web site. Krucoff.com's "The Other Page" powered by Removable Hype. The information contained in this web site is subject to change without objection. Copyright © 2003 La Otra Página, Inc. All nights observed. |
