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April 8, 2005
 Godspeed You Black Camaro! "Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle." - Wooderson, Dazed and Confused Speaking of cars and movies...who amongst the Gawker Media stable of editors possess the writing skillz to kill the billz one, two, and Elliott? Time's up Mommy, my blogging palette favors Defamer (Mark Lisanti) and Jalopnik (the freewheelin' Mike Spinelli) these days. I'm only mildly interested in Hollywood gossip and cars (what? c'mon, I'm a Manhattan recluse who watches crime drama all day and doesn't leave the apartment) but these guys suck you into the material like a fabricated Hoover or Carol Anne's closet in Poltergeist, making them each daily must-reads. Is it coincidence that they're both from Westchester County? (Yes, it is.) But taking a different tack at GCT...you could end up on a Metro-North track headed for the cannonballing mecca of Darien, CT. That wouldn't be the worst thing since you could get dinner at Chris Gage's Casa de Madre and Padre. The hamlet of Darien also has childhood ties to Moby (who credits Chris's mom, former DHS teacher, as a major influence in his life), Chloë Sevigny (who Chris once kissed and now avoids on city streets, for reals), my Uncle David "the world's foremost martini drinker," cousins Robert and Neil, rapist Alex Kelly, some chick Lindsay I worked with at the Discovery Channel, Topher Grace, Kate Bosworth, and the dude from the first season of "The Bachelor." All of this background info is just build-up to announce that Chris has re-formatted KID DIG IT to gain acceptance in the low-barrier of entry world that composes blogging link dumpery. Check frequently. Like a NASCAR fan, he has it real bad. The Meices - "Don't Let The Soap Run Out" (2.78 MB) Krucoff.com powered by Removable Hype. Copyright © 2004 La Otra Página, Inc. All nights observed. Feel free to email "info(at)krucoff.com" for questions, comments, hunting tips, and family gossip. |
